Competition?

So I woke one morning and found myself, paws still a little sore, in a stable. A Stable? What in Azeroth would I be doing in a stable? No Idiot around, no Wannabe around...I didn't see anyone from Rabid Wolves or The Committed around..Great, another wonderful mystery for me to figure out. Or so I thought.

About an hour later, I see Idiot running in - I actually was happy to see him. Confused still, but happy. But then it became clear...I had competition. HE HAD A CAT WITH HIM! I called him over, and called him on it...What's the deal? He said the cat's name was Frig. uh-uh, no way..you gotta be kidding. That smug little cat, his butt is mine when I get out of here.

Which better be soon.

I'll be limping for a bit

OK, so you know that portal taking you from Darnassus to R'Utheran Village? Two steps to the right of the entrance....sticker patch.

My paws are covered. Does Idiot care? Awww no...he just hops around, trying to do a flip cuz he's excited about flying on one of those bear-butt ugly things to Darkshore.

Me? I guess I get to swim there...yay. At least it'll be a little soothing on the paws.

Ahem...a word, please

Please pay close attention to this Public Service Announcement brought to by Frug:

For those of you who run around Azeroth screaming "Leeeeeroy Jenkins", you're not cool. In fact, those who are cool make fun of you. Think about this.

I'm a bear, and I'd rather spend my time on my Frug-top doing this than killing the deer in Ashenvale. By most bear-standards, I'm a geek-bear. But I'm cooler than you.

Committed

So where have I been? Hibernation. Every bear's gotta do it, and I ain't any different. Course, I wake up and EVERYTHING is changed! Idiot's not a "Rabid Wolf" anymore and just a couple of days ago I hear him walking around saying that he's one of "The Committed". OK...so let's get out the Frug-top and a cup of coffee (in a Frug-off mug available by clicking on the link to the right) and let's see what it is to be 'committed'. One definition I found is to be "morally bound". Hmmm. I don't even know what in the hell that really means. I'm guessin' that means he followed Wannabe, cuz the girl-who-sounds-like-a-guy-and-can-change-into-something-like-a-bear is back around. Great. That's what I need. Or maybe by being "committed" it's that Idiot has finally recognized he ain't all there. Heck, I could've told him that when he first gave me a mushroom. Now he tells me I'm 'committed' too.

Man, I hadn't done anything in the last month except sleep. You can't blame anything on me.